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// MISSION BRIEFING

OPERATION
GROGU

CODENAME ......... OPERATION GROGU
COMMANDER ........ SAM
ASSIGNED PARTNER . ALINA
MISSION DATE ..... 2026-06-01
ISSUED ........... —
STATUS ........... AWAITING RESPONSE
§01 · BRIEFING

You are hereby invited on a galactic-grade date night. Mission objectives: secure a proper meal at a chosen refuel outpost, then deploy to the nearest cinema for the feature presentation.

Operatives are advised to arrive hungry. Hesitation will be punished by long queues and questionable excellent menu choices made under pressure.

§02 · ITINERARYMISSION START · 18:00 AMS
01
18:00DEPARTURE

Leave Base

Operatives depart homebase on schedule. Lock the door behind you.

02
18:45DURATION · 1 HR

Refuel Outpost

Secure a proper meal of operative’s choosing. Suggested loadout below.

03
20:00DURATION · 3 HRS

Cinema Theatre

Feature presentation incoming. Recline. Engage. Enjoy the show.

§03 · MEAL LOADOUT
SKU-01
Main CourseHOT · HANDHELD OR PLATED · OPERATIVE’S CHOICE
×1
SKU-02
Side of ChoiceFRIES · RINGS · NUGGETS · NEGOTIABLE
×1
SKU-03
Something SweetSHAKE · DESSERT · BOTH IS ALSO FINE
×1
SKU-04
BeverageHYDRATION · CAFFEINATION · OPTIONAL FIZZ
×1
SKU-05
Suspiciously High Calorie CountPERMITTED UNDER GALACTIC LAW · ARTICLE 9.3
ACCEPTED
§04 · GEAR LOADOUT
A
Matching Outfits
Tactical coordination. Photographs well.
B
Walkie-Talkies Issued at Homebase
Provided on departure — do not forget them.
C
Bring Something to Drink
Popcorn will be provided at cinema location.
// IMPORTANT NOTICE NOT A DRILL

This is not a drill. This is the way. Refusal is technically legal but historically inadvisable. Failure to respond within a reasonable window will result in escalation by the Commander.

// RESPOND
One tap below transmits acknowledgement to Mission Control and confirms the date.
EOF · TRANSMISSION COMPLETE FOR THE EYES OF ALINA ONLY v1.0 · —